Off With His Cardigan! - The Lucksmiths

If I’ve told him once I’ve told him a thousand times

But he refuses to listen

He’s the perpetrator of some hideous crimes

He’s a hopeless fashion victim

I’m less than impressed with the way that he’s dressed

And I’d suggest he should start again

Take a step forward, back to the ironing board

And off with his cardigan!

I’ve told him once but I’ll tell him once more

And maybe now he’ll pay attention

The things he’s done and the clothes that he wore

Are too horrible to mention

His cupboards are bursting with all of his shirts

And he’s never worn at least half of them

From his Sunday best to his Wednesday worst

Off with his cardigan!

Every jacket has a silver lining

Every t-shirt glitters gold

I’ve told him once but he needs reminding

He just won’t be told