Cliched Title For Kris - The Lucksmiths

I know a girl called Kris

Who believes in God and Elvis

And I’m an atheist

But we get on fine

I know a girl called Kris

Who’s an astral-projectionist

And I want nothing to do with it

But we get on fine

I know a girl called Kris

Who eats celery and parsnips

And I eat fish and chips

But we get on fine

I know a girl called Kris

Who thinks leprechauns exist

And I think that’s a load of shit

But we get on fine

She’s a friend of my sisters

She’s a friend of mine