Please - The Hippos

Why must you pick on me?

Have you no sympathy?

I’m just trying to get to school

I lack popularity, no friends to ride with me

So I’m alone in the car pool (lane)

When I saw those flashing lights

When I heard you read my rights

I knew this wasn’t gonna be my day…

So, Officer please don’t ticket me

My violation doesn’t deserve a citation

Please, I won’t bother you so don’t bother me

«Sorry son but that’s what I’ve got to do.»

I’m tired of these stupid rules

I’ve got to waste my day at traffic school

And on top of that I’ve got to pay a fine

The CHP likes to pick on me

They’ve got no sympathy

They’re nothing but fat red neck swine