Save Dat Mermaid - The Gothsicles

Hey, what’s up?

Are you guys ready to save some mermaids?

I said are you guys ready to save some mermaids?

Word

No police or this underwater beast

Gets both beheaded and filleted

I’ve got no idea who this fishy mistress is

But such is the trap I’ve laid

Your family’s captured too, but they’ve got less to do

Than this random chick of the sea

You beat me in round one, but this is round two

And you’ll never make it to round three

Unless there’s

A yo-yo strike to take down a gangster

A snake fight, so take up the slingshot

A solo mission with no eskimo accolades

‘Til the way is clear — Save dat mermaid

Can’t find the vine down which I’m ‘sposed to climb

I have a hammer, but only on the inside

Tests of strength and of mind all serve to hide the way

But the goal is clear — Save dat mermaid

No need to be afeared

I’ll rescue you with my scuba gear

And that cool spear-shooting gun

I’m staying overnight at the Radisson

Everyone will cheer

When I rescue you with my scuba gear

You’ll be one rescued-ass mermaid

And I’ll be wearing scuba gear

Word

A yo-yo strike to take down a gangster

A snake fight, so take up the slingshot

A solo mission with no eskimo accolades

‘Til the way is clear — Save dat mermaid

Can’t find the vine down which I’m ‘sposed to climb

I have a hammer, but only on the inside

Tests of strength and of mind all serve to hide the way

But the goal is clear — Save dat mermaid

A yo-yo strike to take down a gangster

A fuckin' snake, so boomerang the blindspot

A solo mission with no eskimo accolades

‘Til the way is clear — Save dat mermaid

Can’t find the vine down which I’m ‘sposed to climb

Slappin' old men because it makes me feel fine

Tests of strength and of mind all serve to hide the way

But the goal is clear

That game was fucking hard