Father - The Front Bottoms

I have this dream that I am hitting my dad with a baseball bat

And he is screaming and crying for help

And maybe halfway through, it has more to do with me killing him

Than it ever did protecting myself

And I believe that yeah, Dad, maybe no one is perfect

But I believe that you are pushing your luck

It just sucks it played out like this, a terrible movie

You can tell none of the actors even give a fuck

But you look good tonight, girlfriend

Can I sleep in your bed?

And when I crawl out in the morning

Can I stay inside your head?

'Cause you were high school

And I was just more like real life

And you were okay, okay as a girlfriend

But I was just more like his wife

I’ll do the push-ups, I’ll wear the makeup

I’ll do whatever he wants all night

'Cause you were okay, okay as a girlfriend

But I was just more like real life

A long, long time ago, my great-great-great-great-grandfather

Took something that did not belong to him

And that is why today, I have an eagle in my veins

I am part Native American

And I am leaving as soon as I come

As soon as I come, you will probably forget my name

I hope I fall asleep at the wheel and crash my car

(On the way home) Or I could just stay here, because

You look good tonight, girlfriend

Can I sleep in your bed?

And when I crawl out in the morning

Can I stay inside your head?

'Cause you were high school

And I was just more like real life

And you were okay, okay as a girlfriend

But I was just more like his wife

I’ll wear the makeup, I’ll do the push-ups

I’ll do whatever he wants all night

'Cause you were okay as a girlfriend

And I was just more like real life

More like real life (More like real life)

More like real life, more like real life

You were high school

And I was just more like real life

And you were okay, okay as a girlfriend, girlfriend

I was just more like his wife

And it is okay, I’ll wear the makeup

I’ll do whatever you want all night

'Cause you were okay, okay as a girlfriend, girlfriend

But I was just more like real life

More like real life