Men - The Forester Sisters

They buy you dinner

Open your door

Other then that

What are they good for?

Men!

I’m talkin' 'bout men

They all want a girl just like the girl

That married dear old dad

Tey make me so mad

Men!

I’m talkin' 'bout men

Well, you can’t beat 'em up

'Cause they’re bigger then you

You can’t live with 'em

And you just can’t shoot 'em

Men!

I’m talkin' 'bout men

They love their toys

They make their noise

They’re nothing but a bunch of overgrown boys

Men!

I’m talking 'bout men

If you give 'em what they want

They never fall in love

Don’t give 'em nothin'

They can’t get enough

Men!

I’m talking 'bout men

Well, you can’t beat 'em up

'Cause they’re bigger then you

You can’t live with 'em

And you just can’t shoot 'em

Men!

I’m talkin' 'bout men

In the beginning

They always aim to please

They serve a purpose

They fill a need

They ensure survival of the species

They take you for a ride

Run of gas

Most of the time they’re a pain in the a-a yeah, yeah

Men!

I’m talkin' 'bout men

Well, you can’t beat 'em up

'Cause they’re bigger then you

You can’t live with 'em

And you just can’t shoot 'em

Men!

I’m talkin' 'bout men

Silver tongue devils

Well, they’re lying through their teeth

Saying anything

Just to sweep you off your feet

Ooh yeah, men!

Talkin' 'bout men

Mere mortal men