Who Needs Enemies? - The Cooper Temple Clause

My oh my, I’m seeing the potential

Let’s just see what we can do

First we’ll take you down back to the meathouse

And then you’ll hold their hands again

I know tricks that you can only dream of

It looks like it’s your lucky day

A killer key change

Is all you’ll ever need

Who needs enemies

When you’ve got friends

And now your hands are tied

And who needs accidents

When you’ve got me

Now I’m on your side

Now let’s try and teach you how to mingle

Then we’ll teach you how to kill

Lies will always be your best of best friends

You’ll never be alone again

A killer key change

Is all you’ll ever need

Who needs enemies

When you’ve got friends

And now your hands are tied

And who needs accidents

When you’ve got me

Now I’m on your side

All these animals

That you call friends

Now they’re on their knees

Man, you tricked 'em all

You played the fool

So damn easy to please

Made my name in function rooms

And drifted through the walls

Come on, let me teach you, boy

Teach you 'bout it all

Who needs enemies

When you’ve got friends

And now your hands are tied

And who needs accidents

When you’ve got me

Now I’m on your side

All these animals

That you call friends

Now they’re on their knees

Man, you tricked 'em all

You played the fool

So damn easy to

Please