Toady Man's Hour - The Claypool Lennon Delirium

In Toady Man’s hour

He liked to flex his power

But things have gone a little bit sour

Since he showed his dirty hand

Now the newsman’s a-knockin'

Attorney fees are clockin'

And everyone is throwing rocks at the Mr. Toady Man

Toady Man

In Toady Man’s world

He likes them bleached and curled

He never thought it’d come unfurled

'Cause he didn’t think they’d sing

But the birdies started chirpin'

Usurpers are usurpin'

And there’s Toady Man just a-blurpin'

How he used to be the king

Toady Man

Toady Man

If Toady Man weren’t such a toady man

He could have been ruler of the land

Instead he’s just a toady little man

Toady Man

Toady Man

In Toady Man’s hour he rode the Ivory Tower

But then he tried to sniff a flower

That he really should have not

In the Hollywood hustle

He flexed his mighty muscle

And now he’s in a legal tussle

Fat bastard got caught

If Toady Man weren’t such a toady man

He could have been ruler of the land

Instead he’s just a toady little man

Toady Man

«I once met the toady man and he’s actually quite charming»