Captain Lariat - The Claypool Lennon Delirium

Have you seen Captain Lariat as he saunters round the room

Chasing spiders with a broom fending off impending doom

Have you seen Captain Lariat, he’s bounding round the bend

With his band of salty men he’s at it once again

Captain Lariat he’s a dentist on the side

And a little dash of nitrous helps to send him on his ride

Have you seen Captain Lariat he is flying his flag high

Sipping Templeton Rye there’s a glaze upon his eye

Have you seen Captain Lariat, he fights the noble fight

Gallivanting through the night just to irritate the right

Captain Lariat he’s a dentist on the side

And a little crack of amyl helps to send him on his ride

Although he’s never held commission, commandeered a rescue mission

In his mind he’s above the cut

He’s Captain Lariat

He’s Captain Lariat

He’s Captain Lariat

Have you seen Captain Lariat with his tattoo of Sean Penn

He’s happy once again he’s a man among his men

Hooray for Captain Lariat, he’s mindful of the helm

When he cruises through your realm, he’s bound to overwhelm

When he gets there he’s an oh so fancy gent

Never concerned about the effort or the money that he’s spent

Although he’s never held commission he’s seen it on reality television

In his mind he’s above the cut

He’s Captain Lariat

He’s Captain Lariat

He’s Captain Lariat