Figs for a Meal - The Busters, Dr. Ring-Ding

want a big, big bowl of figs for a meal

And the excitement for my baby could be real

I’m neither sixty, nor I’m seventeen

She isn’t even ugly, she’s a beauty queen

But there’s a little problem and one thing that could heal

I need a big, big bowl of figs for a meal

I want a big, big bowl of figs for a meal

And the excitement for my baby could be real

When she is in top form, I’m out of power

When I’m at my best, her headache starts to lour

I asked the fortune-teller, what can make me heal

He said: take a big bowl of figs for a meal

I want a big, big bowl of figs for a meal

And the excitement for my baby could be real