Ruder Than Rude - The Busters

I’m going pissed to church and sing

The Russian national hymn

I like to fart in libraries

And I do it with a grin

And fuck, fuck, fuck

My best friend’s girl

And tell him she’s a slag

And in a crowded aeroplane

I love to use the bag

I’m mean, I’m bad, I lie to you

I never tell the truth

Set fire to your bed at night

And shit into your boot

So, if you ever should think for yourself

How nice it would be, oh so nice

Rip off your sister’s teddy bear

Stay rude — that’s my advice

Selling dope to teenage kids

Is the biggest fun

The money I get out of it

Enough to buy a gun

I steal old ladies' handbags

And I drink the last beer

I nick my bosses' Jaguar

And sell it much to dear

I’m mean, I’m bad, I lie to you

I never tell the truth

Set fire to your bed at night

And shit into your boot

So, if you ever should think for yourself

How nice it would be, oh so nice

Rip off your sister’s teddy bear

Stay rude — that’s my advice