Polyester Meets Acetate - The Brunettes

Fa-fa-fa-fa-fashion forward

No first year mannequin

Thrift shop chic pupil for arts over locker

She got flair and foresight

Hicksville belle to a campus crush

For first year co-ed fun

Polyester meets acetate

Cuts that will never date

A look to hook tomorrow’s sap

She’s a conquest in heels

So in touch with style and grace

When all the fools in school go ooo-ooo

I wish they would all go huff paint

Instead of making plays for her

She’s a conquest in heels

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When all the fools in school go ooo-ooo

Chomsky’s her coffee shop date

I just wanna play for her

She’s a conquest in heels

So in touch with style and grace

When all the fools in school go ooo-ooo

I wish they would all go huff paint

Instead of making plays for her