Monsters Prefer Blondes - The Bones

Well I picked my Baby up in my black, old Cadillac

I took her to the drive-in,

I knew that she liked that

A horrorflick with zombies,

nacked girls and bats

It could have been a great night but she ain’t coming back

Monsters prefer blondes

Easy girls with tiny brains,

chewing bubblegum

Monsters prefer blondes

Bimbos with humungus tits,

chewing bubblegum

the monster in the movie,

the worst I’ve ever seen

Looked around and saw us

than it came outta the screen

Crawled up to my Cadillac,

Grabbed my girl and flew away

than both of them were gone

I’ve seen it in the movies,

I’ve seen it on the screen

I’ve always thought

It’s junst a story — a morbid fantasy

I’ve read it in the comics

and in the magazines

I’ve always thought,

It’s just a story but know I know

that it’s for real

Now there is no one, now there is no one

I’m all by myself

Now I’m lonely, now I’m lonely

I’m all by myself

And now I’m lonely

Why didn’t you give me… last caress