Plastic or Paper - The Bobs

I got a bunch of bananas and a bottle of bleach

Five cans of cat food, a chicken, and a peach

I had enough trouble picking out all this food

I can’t stand decisions, I think it’s so rude

That you ask me if I want Plastic or Paper

I don’t know… just a bag!

PLASTIC

Oh, plastic sounds OK, just put in a bag

And let me go home

PAPER

Or, well, maybe paper’s better… I don’t know how

To make a decision about this…

Well, then the clerk, he says to me:

«Mr.

Consumer, please pause to reflect

The choice that you make can have a global effect

On lumberjacks and turtles, politicians and fish

Would you like a paper bag, is that your wish?

On the other hand I offer a bag that won’t leak

And besides, it’s got handles!»

PLASTIC

Well, OK, give me a plastic bag

Make it a plastic one

PAPER

OOOOh, no, maybe I’ll have… Maybe…

Maybe a Paper Bag!

Yeah, it’s such a big decision, I’ve got a bunch of a bananas

And a bottle of bleach

And what am I gonna put it in???

PLASTIC OR PAPER

PLASTIC OR PAPER