Goblin -

Austin: Oh… oh, the things… oh, the things… that Goblin has grabbed.

I see them and I take them and I try hard not to break them, these things…

that Goblin has grabbed… that Goblin has grabbed.

I have a squirting flower

and a red nose from a clown!

Once I met a mighty king and swiped away his crown!

Sometimes when I feel lonely, or just a little down, I like to put them all on

me and dance and prance around!

Oh… oh, the things!

Oh, the things…

that Goblin has grabbed!

I nab them and I seize them, if they could go bad,

I’d freeze them, these things… that Goblin has grabbed!

I pilfered these

marshmallows for times I want a snack.

Then I pick this toothbrush up and brush

away the plaque.

You might think that I’m naughty or a little out of whack,

but just by saying «pretty please» you’ll get your stuff right back!

Eggwin: Waa, waa, waa!

Austin: Oh, little Eggwin, what’s the matter?

Eggwin: Waa, waa, waa!

Austin: Oh, little Eggwin, are you sad?

Eggwin: Waa, waa, waa!

Austin: Perhaps you’d like these teeth that chatter?

Eggwin: Waa, waa, waa!

Austin: They always seem to make me glad!

Oh… oh, the things!

Oh, the things…

that Goblin has grabbed!

Dear Eggwin, peruse them, and please feel free to use

them, these things… that Goblin has grabbed.

That Goblin