Jimmy - The Allstonians

Jimmy’s on his way to work — he grabs a bite to eat

Walks down to the subway — he wants to get a seat

Sees a pregnant lady — going for the only one

He slides into it, turns away — his day has just begun

Wake up Jimmy;

you’re not the only man on earth

Wake up Jimmy;

you were not crowned and blessed at birth

Wake up Jimmy;

there are other people out there too

Wake up Jimmy;

the world doesn’t spin around you

Friday night, Jimmy’s drunk and hanging with some friends

It seems the party’s just begun, he hopes it never ends

At 3 AM his neighbors call saying «Jimmy it’s too loud»

He tells them off and turns it up — yeah, Jimmy’s really proud

Jimmy is a ruler — at least in his own mind

But Jimmy is a loser — he’s selfish all the time

Jimmy’s got a date tonight — his girlfriend’s looking sweet

She swings on by to pick him up, he says «Baby, it’s my treat»

They have some burgers, and some fries and two large Cherry Cokes

But when it’s time to pay the bill he says «Oops, I guess I’m broke!»