Trippin' - The Abs

I just necked about eighty mushys

My first of the season so far

I whipped over the lanes in Bettws

With Brian and Wyn in the car

And I feel my body movin'

Like I’m going insane

I’m coned as a stunt

I’ve done it again

I nipped over the pub for a quick one

And caught a couple of pipes on the bank

The ground was shifting

So I left there

Quicker than a panda’s wank

I shoved my forty pence on the table

In a swirling haze of purple and blue

I got the feeling it was time to shoot off

When Spiderman was chalking his cue

Trippin' my knackers off all day

From now on I’m gonna see things

In a different way!