The Road - Tenacious D

The road is fuckin' hard

The road is fuckin' tough-ah

There’s no question that-ah

It is rough rough stuff

It’s the fuckin' road my friend

But it’s the only road I know

When I’m lunchin' on a tasty bush

Right after the show

You g-go go go!

The road is fuckin' hard

It’s also really fuckin' tough

There’s no question that-ah

It don’t take no guff

The road is a b-i-tch, my friend

But it’s the only fuckin' road I know

When I’m snackin' on a tasty bush

Right after the show

You g-go go go

I met a tasty baby in Michigan

We screwed two times, then I left

Sometimes I think of my baby in Michigan

Why can’t I stay in one place

For more than two days

Why?!

Because I’m talkin' about the road

Because I’m talkin' about the road

Because I’m talkin' about the road

Because I’m talkin' about the road

Because I’m talkin' about the road

Road