FUCK YO-YO MA - Tenacious D

How could I leave KG all alone?

(He's never coming home)

As I rocket into space to my new home

(He's up there with the stars)

He will survive is what I tell myself

(He doesn't wanna be here)

I'm probably gonna jam with Yo-Yo Ma

Fuckin' Yo-Yo Ma

(I'm stuck here)

And then I'm gonna eat some ice cream

(He's never coming home)

Then I'm gonna have some sex

(Eating cat food alone)

I think of KG on the Earth all alone

My orgasm will be tainted

(Having sex with myself)

Explosion of my load

As I jam with Yo-Yo Ma

(Fuck Yo-Yo Ma)

It feels so good, my pecker wood

(His pecker wood)

But a tiny part of me is left behind

(Is up there with the stars)