Seven - Ten Foot Pole

Father please take me back

I don’t fit in with these cruel earthlings

I’ve done my time please take me home

I was five, I was bad

You sent me here erased my memory

Babysitter washed my mouth with soap

I was ten, had no friends

The teacher hit me with a paddle

The neighbors ate my little dog Ralph

Father please take me back

I don’t fit in with these cruel earthlings

I’ve done my time please take me home

Please fly your spaceship out

And beam me up don’t leave me down here

I’ll be so good from now on

I had a girl, a nice girl

She took her clothes off with my best friend

I didn’t know till they told me on TV

I was mad, I was mad

My brother shot my favorite bird

Everywhere I go they laugh at me

Father please take me back

I don’t fit in with these cruel earthlings

I’ve done my time please take me home

Please fly your spaceship out

And beam me up don’t leave me down here

I’ll be so good from now on