I'm a Head Farmer - Teddy Hyde

I’m a head farmer

Got about eighteen thousand acres

Humble

I make good crops

High yield

A hundred to a hundred and ten percent

I sell eyes to the blind

Hair to the bald

Mouths to the hungry

Ears to the deaf

Beards to pre-teens

I sell teeth to the gummy and the old

I sell wrinkles to the wise beyond their years

And clear skin to those who haven’t learned