Wedding Day Blues - Taylor Hicks

Today is the day, the day that I dread

I hardly wanna get up out of my bed

My old woman’s getting married and I’m a little jealous

I’m takin' a whole lotta kids from the other fellas

I’m goin' outta my way, ain’t goin' to waste no time

I’m goin' to make that little woman all mine

There she stood in the wedding aisle

And the train on her gown had nearly stretched a mile, well

What would I do to be in that man’s shoes

I’ve got the heels runnin' all with my old woman blues

Oh, she’s mine now, we won’t be back soon

It might have been his wedding but it’s my honeymoon

At the reception everythin' was great

I ate the wedding cake right off the golden plate

They asked me to leave but I was feelin' bold

So I downed a bottle of wine that was a hundred years old

I’m goin' outta my way, ain’t goin' to waste no time

And I’m goin' to make that little woman all mine

As they were leavin' in a big Limousine car

Well, I remembered that I parked my car, way pretty far

She let me in when I asked them for a ride

I threw the groom out of the Limo and made love to the bride

Oh, she’s mine now, we won’t be back soon

It might have been his wedding but it’s my honeymoon

Oh, she’s mine now, she’s singin' a different tune

Well, it might have been his wedding but it’s my honeymoon