Step Into My Time Machine - Tape Five

We all have our time machines don’t we?

Those that take us back are memories

And those that carry us forward are dreams!

I was born in 1924

The sound of Swing beating at the door

Shining shoes on the ballroom floor

I stepped into my time machine

Danced onto a different scene

Beyond my very wildest dreams

Password and fingerprints

Legal highs and spiked drinks

Electric cars and push up Bras

Step into my time machine

Online Porn, Secret code

Honey Money shot and a hot download

The smartest phone and a flying drone

Time machine, time machine, step into my time machine

Time machine, time machine, step into my time machine

Oh ah oh ah

Strolling down the main street

Tapping in time to the doghouse beat

To many dames that I’d like to meet

Oh ah oh ah

All those folks are looking so stressed

I’m the only Joe who’s over dressed

If you can’t have fun then forget the rest

Trigger men with Top hats

Pitching woo with White spats

Clip Joints and cool cats

Step into my time machine

Giggle Juice and Gin mills

Grease Balls and Pally Pills

Cookie pushers Molly Fills

Time machine, time machine, step into my time machine

Time machine, time machine, step into my time machine

If you’re never gonna make it in the real time baby then you’re never gonna

make it at all

If you wanna make a line for the swing time baby then we could all be having a

ball

But Money can’t buy class

Class won’t get you ass

Don’t need to talk your trash if you can dance, dance, dance

Password and fingerprints

Legal highs and spiked drinks

Electric cars and push up Bras

Step into my time machine

Online Porn, Secret code

Honey Money shot and a hot download

The smartest phone and a flying drone

Time machine, Time machine, Step into my Time machine

Time machine, Time machine, Step into my Time machine