Tamara is a Punk -

Well I’ve seen Black Flag and I’ve seen the Germs

And I’ve jammed with G.G.

too

Even opened up for the Ramones

But it just ain’t any use

She don’t care that I know Ben Weasel and Metal Mike

Tamara is a punk, so you better not knock her

Tamara is a punk, she’s a real punk rocker

Tamara is a punk and I wish she was my girl

I’ve been in Rolling Stone

Not to bitch and moan

I’m not as punk as fuck to her

But I’m friends with MTX

She don’t care that I know Ben Weasel and Metal Mike

It’s all such frightful tripe, to her

She’s the coolest of the cool

She’s the toughest of the tough

She’s the grooviest punk rock girl

She’s the queen of the scene in the neighborhood

And she’s got my heart in a whirl

And we’ll never kiss in the Elvis Room

'Cause she doesn’t like me like that

Not her and me — she’s too cool for that scene