You Asshole! - Talk Show Host

Sunday night you fail a friend

You miss the glaring plot holes in your pleasant narrative

This world is stranger than you know

Beneath every history, another history

Another lesson learned

Monday night apologize

Because you know it’s right

You stood there so polite and did nothing (big surprise)

You wrote one song, that’s not a cure

Let’s drop the pretence (so insecure)

I spent the whole next week singing to myself that familiar refrain:

«You asshole.»

Hey, whatever

Just do better

Ditch that hairshirt

Crush together

Watch and listen

Trust your instincts

Shut the fuck up and

Stop trying to make this conversation about you, you asshole