His Cheeseburger - Tait

He said to her I’d like a cheeseburger

And I might like a milkshake as well

She said to him I can’t give you either

And he said Isn’t this Burger Bell?

She said Yes it is, but we’re closed now

But we open tomorrow at ten

He said I am extremely hungry

But I guess I can wait until then

'Cause you’re his cheeseburger

His yummy cheeseburger

He’ll wait for you-oo, yeah

He’ll wait for you-oo

Oh, you are his cheeseburger

His tasty cheeseburger

He’ll wait for you-oo

Oh he will wait for you

He stayed at the drive through til sunrise

He may have dozed off once or twice

When he spotted a billboard for Denny’s

Bacon and eggs for half price!

How could he resist such an offer

He really needed something to munch

Cheeseburger please do not get angry

He’ll eat and be back here for lunch

'Cause you’re his cheeseburger

His precious cheeseburger

Be back for you-oo

He’ll be back for you-oo

Won’t be so long Cheeseburger

Oh lovely cheeseburger

Oh he’ll be back for you

'Cause he loves you Cheeseburger with all his heart

And there ain’t nothing gonna tear you two-oo apart

And if the world suddenly ran out of cheese

He would get down on his hands and knees

To see if someone accidentally dropped some cheese in the dirt

And he would wash it off for you, wipe it off for you

Clean that dirty cheese off just for you!

You are his cheeseburger…