Like a Death Eater - Swish and Flick

If wizards do it better

Then Death Eaters do it best

'Cause when you get down to it

Evil doesn’t rest

If wizards do it better

Then Death Eaters do it best

They keep it going longer

And put me to the test

I like a man who’s not afraid

To use the killing curse

If you piss him off you might

Leave here in a hearse

I like a guy who’s bold enough

To Crucio his foes

A fella who can make

Bats shoot out of your nose

I like a boy who’s serious

Not to think twice

About using the Imperius

I know it isn’t nice

But if wizards do it better

Then Death Eaters do it best

'Cause when you get down to it

Evil doesn’t rest

If wizards do it better

Then Death Eaters do it best

They keep it going longer

And put me to the test

So do it like a Death Eater

Like a Death Eater

Take me from behind and hit it

Like a quidditch beater

So do it like a Death Eater

Like a Death Eater

Knock me to the ground and

Do it dirty like a quidditch cheater

Do it like a Death Eater

Like a Death Eater

Up against the mirror

Watch me like we’re in a movie theater

Leave on your hood

But take off your mask

I want to see your face

When you tap that as-k me no more questions

I’ll tell you no more lies

Evil attracts women

Like death attracts files

And if wizards do it better

Then Death Eaters do it best

'Cause when you get down to it

Evil doesn’t rest

If wizards do it better

Then Death Eaters do it best

They keep it going longer

And put me to the test

So do it like a Death Eater

Like a Death Eater

Take me from behind and hit it

Like a quidditch beater

So do it like a Death Eater

Like a Death Eater

Knock me to the ground and

Do it dirty like a quidditch cheater

Do it like a Death Eater

Like a Death Eater

Up against the mirror

Watch me like we’re in a movie theater

Voldemort is vile

But Lucius is so luscious

Amicus is wheezy

But Draco is delicious

Peter Pettigrew is creepy

But Severus is sexy

If beggars can’t be choosers

I’ll take the winners with the losers

If wizards do it better

Then Death Eaters do it best

'Cause when you get down to it

Evil doesn’t rest

If wizards do it better

Then Death Eaters do it best

They keep it going longer

And put me to the test

So do it like a Death Eater

Like a Death Eater

Take me from behind and hit it

Like a quidditch beater

So do it like a Death Eater

Like a Death Eater

Knock me to the ground and

Do it dirty like a quidditch cheater

Do it like a Death Eater

Like a Death Eater

Up against the mirror

Watch me like we’re in a movie theater

Do it like a Death Eater

Like a Death Eater

Lie all over me

Like you’re Rita Skeeter