Surprise - Surrogate

Mind your business and mind your manners

Save yourself a lot of trouble from here on out with me

You started scaring a lot of people in my building

That’s why you’ve got to leave

Please quietly

Surprise

Don’t stay too late

Don’t make mistakes

You can take what you want

As long as it isn’t mine

My wife called me she won’t go outside

Deadbolt at night

Something keeps fluttering against the glass

Geriatrics and college students through their windows

Each one cheering me on

All silently

That’s why you’ve got to leave

Please quietly