Jebačka - Surreal

Sednem za volan, upalim kola

Otvorim prozor, ubacim CD, pojačam do pola

Zapalim indžo, iscimam loma i lagano krenem

Idemo 50, vozim u krug, ne pravim presek

Kad padnem u nesvest — Critical+, mozak na reset

Sanjao sam polje;

na polju milione u obliku vatre

Našao sam sebe i dobre sam volje, pa kidam preko matre

Idemo nazad u treću pa sve do 80, prži lamelu

Idemo po Sanelu, kad evo je Sanela ko Pamela u Šanelu

Sve u svemu, ja sam na svemu

Kako si ti?

Dobro, hvala!

Nema na čemu!

Da promenim temu, jer, nadam se, nemaš tremu

Ja 'oću da te vidim golu, 'oću bosa da mi đuskaš na stolu

Idi reci svom dečku mentolu da neće te vozi, u’vatićeš trolu

Aj sad polugola đuskaj po stolu

Zovi i drugarice da zabave Vanjolu

Pijem čisti viski, jebeš koka-kolu

Ti si sado-mazo, uživaš u bolu

A ja se ložim na tebe, a tebi se jebe

I dalje se cimaš sa dečkom mentolom

Ostavi seljaka i dođi kod mene!

'Alo, tu sam za minut, sačekaj malo, evo me stižem!

Likove spuštam, devojke dižem, ja sam Surreal, na čelu mi piše

Ja sam kita, vi ste piše

Ja sam riba, vi ste gliste

Ja sam original, vi ste kliše

To što ja jesam, to vi niste

Neki kažu šunka, neki kažu skanija

Da vozim kamion, brate, zvao bi se Skanija

Narko, narko, narko, narko, narko, narkomanija

Znaš da moja kita, kurvo, ovde je najslanija

Stigla mi je roba — pečat Barselona, Španija

Valjam kvalitetno sranje, nikada Albanija

Moj kraj se prostire Pančevac, kućo, Banija

Moja kurva je veća kurva nego kurva Stanija

Drifting oko Slavije

Ekipa cela na travi je

Svršim ti po ravi, yeah

Kaže «nežnije stavi», yeah

Izbacim iz usta, ubacim u dupe

Za 20 min-a pogodio sve rupe

Kad dođem u klub, odma mesto mi ustupe

Jer ja sam Surreal, a one su glupe

Pa aj dođi do nas kolima

E, oćete vi da padnem u nesvest?

Pa aj dođi ovde kod nas, veruj mi

Dođi, imamo belo ovde, imamo belo ovde

Imam ja belo!

Pa šta ti misliš, da ja nemam belo, bre?!

Na šta ti ja ličim, bre, budalo, bre?

Šta ti misliš, da ja nemam belo, šta?

Aj puši, bre, kurac, bre, budalo, bre!

Šmrčem, bre, belo, bre, celo veče!

Šta, ti misliš da ja nemam belo?

Šta, ti mene kupuješ za belo?

A šta, znaš šta, na šta ti ja ličim?

Znaš kolko belo šmrčem, bre?

Eee, d ti pokažem, bre, kolko ja imam belo!

Eee, večeras šmrčem, bre, celo veče, i sad ću da šmrčem

Znaš kol’ko ću se našmrčem, sad sam kući da padnem u nesvest!

I sit behind the wheel, start the car

I open the window, insert a CD, turn the volume up to half

I fire up the injo, pull out the breaks, and slowly set off

Let's go 50, I'm driving in a circle, I'm not cutting

When I pass out — Critical+, brain on reset

I dreamed of a field;

on the field millions in the form of fire

I've found myself and I'm in a good mood, so I'm tearing through the mat

We go back to the third and all the way to 80, fry the lamella

Let's go get Sanela, when here is Sanela as Pamela in Chanel

All in all, I'm on everything

How are you?

Well thanks!

You're welcome!

Let me change the subject, because I hope you don't have stage fright

I want to see you naked, I want you barefoot on my table

Go tell your boyfriend menthol he won't drive you, you'll catch a troll

Oh, now half-naked fuck on the table

Invite your friends to entertain Vanjola

I'm drinking straight whiskey, you fucking coke

You are a sado-maso, you enjoy pain

And I'm fucking with you, and you're fucking with me

You're still messing with the menthol boy

Leave the peasant and come to me!

'Hello, I'll be here in a minute, wait a minute, here I come!

I put characters down, girls up, I'm Surreal, it's written on my forehead

I am a cat, you are a cat

I am a fish, you are worms

I'm the original, you're the cliché

What I am, you are not

Some say ham, some say scania

If I drove a truck, bro, it would be called Scania

Drug, drug, drug, drug, drug, drug addiction

You know my dick, whore, is the saltiest here

I have received the goods - stamp Barcelona, ​​Spain

I roll quality shit, never Albania

My area is Pančevac, house, Banija

My whore is a bigger whore than whore Stanija

Drifting around Slavia

The entire team is on the grass

I cum on you, yeah

He says "put it more gently", yeah

I take it out of my mouth, put it in my ass

Hit all the holes in 20 minutes

When I come to the club, they immediately give me a seat

Because I'm Surreal and they're stupid

Well, come to us by car

Well, you want me to faint?

So come here to us, trust me

Come, we have white here, we have white here

I have the white one!

So what do you think, that I don't have white, right?!

What do I look like to you, you fool, you?

What do you think, that I don't have white, what?

Hey, smoke, fuck, fuck, fuck, fool, fuck!

I'm snorting, blah, blah, blah, the whole evening!

What, you think I don't have white?

What, you buy me for white?

And what, you know what, what do I look like to you?

You know how much I snort, right?

Hey, I'll show you how much white I have!

Well, I've been snorting tonight, well, all night, and now I'm going to snort

You know how much I'm going to sneeze, now I'm home to pass out!