Smoke Two Joints - Sublime

I smoke two joints in the morning

I smoke two joints at night

I smoke two joints in the afternoon

And it makes me feel alright

I smoke two joints in time of peace

And two in time of war

Smoke two joints before I smoke two joints

And then I smoke two more

Yeah, thats what I do, hey

Mama she always told me son you really have it bad

Mama she always told me son you do the best you can

Then one day I met a man he came to me and said

I work good and I work fine but first take care of him

I smoke two joints in the morning

I smoke two joints at night

I smoke two joints in the video game

And it makes me feel alright

I smoke two joints in the time of peace

And two in time of war

I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints

And then I smoke two more

Ooh ooh ooh ooh

One peace one time

Funny days, funny days

Gimme that bass line

Fellas, fellas