The Valley skit - Styles of Beyond

Yeah I’m fucking smoothing out on this shit, what

Yes, West Coast

Yes, Los Angeles

Tell me something I don’t know bitch, biatch

Make 'em say uh nah nah nah nah

Make 'em say uh nah nah nah nah

The Valley

It’s a strange, beautiful place

You might find your dreams and you might find your nightmares

But you can always find a big-ass burger, in the Valley

Everybody smokes, in the Valley

Sometimes people mistake their Star Wars DVDs for the Bible, in the Valley

Being gay is illegal in the Valley, but being rad is highly encouraged

Where crystal meth is the same thing as NutraSweet, delicious, in the Valley

Shredded abs, jean shorts, the Valley

Rape is considered foreplay, in the Valley

You can marry your own balls, in the Valley

You can buy a car that looks exactly like an Uzi, in the Valley

People shop at John’s not Vons, in the Valley

The only place in America where all the lawyers are cholos, the Valley

No silicone here, just big-ass tits, in the Valley

People got matching kicks for their bathrobes

Wear monocles for no reason

And make their friends just like pirates

And go to tropical islands

In the Valley

A helicopter has never flown over the Valley, ever, in history

Six kids, no job and a tank-top, welcome to luxury presidential style,

in the Valley

You ever surf Reseda Beach, my way of the Valley?

The waves are humongous bro, the raddest shit ever

If you wanna get radical and get totally awesome, go to the Valley

Dude, if you wanna shred at life, start in the Valley

Reseda Beach, locals only, the Valley

I’mma keep going

And I wondered why, do we occupy the same space

Get in my face, get your face in my face