Howdy Doody - Styles of Beyond

Got a bottle full of mescal, couple of whores

A Colt .45 pistol tucked in my shorts

Drunk in the morn', I puked up my guts on the floor

Passed out, now I gotta go look for my horse

Yeah, I tied him up by the general store

Between the OK Corral and the federal court

I was in the Birdcage with a peach of a hand

Must of heard us all shootin', got spooked and he ran

Ike Clanton came walkin' in, clutchin' his flames

Got up in his face and told him that’s just my game

Play for blood, capisce?

Yeah, I’m way too drunk so I carry two guns punk, one for each

Pull the smoke wagon out, wave it and blaze

Guess I gotta make a few folks famous today

Oh well, that’s what it is when you live in this town

Whistle at me if you see my horse walkin' around

And say

Hey, Howdy Doody what’s new?

You might think I’m livin' life like a movie, it’s true

You can find me in a wild west grimy saloon

Gettin' live, drinkin' moonshine out of a boot

Yeah, so take a couple back

Kick your spurs in the dirt

Make a move and we hit the first person that smirk

One for the road before we tear the place to bits

I’m markin' my spot cowboy, you’re takin' a trip

He had a scar on his face and like to sip on the worm

And quit his job and his shirt filled with cigarette burns

What a jerk, he’s a slob, lipstick and a perm

That’s when heard «click click» and the chicken

So I grab my slingshot and duck right under the table

He untucked and started sprayin' rounds like Halo

Said, «Move and I’ll put your brain in your sleeve»

That’s when I pulled out my lucky nickel and aimed for the knees

Huh

Hit the floor and painfully screamed

Bullets hit the ceiling, now the place is rainin' debris

He couldn’t see so I kicked the gun right outta his hand

Local hero does it again, hooray for the team

Singin'

Hey, Howdy Doody what’s new?

You might think I’m livin' life like a movie, it’s true

You can find me in a wild west grimy saloon

Gettin' live, drinkin' moonshine out of a boot

Yeah, so take a couple back

Kick your spurs in the dirt

Make a move and we hit the first person that smirk

One for the road before we tear the place to bits

I’m markin' my spot cowboy, you’re takin' a trip