Dunky Fividends - Styles of Beyond

:Lasagna

: What’s up?

: Why you gotta tell Sophie D everything about us?

: Because, I just needed somebody to talk to

: But you tryin' to make it seem like I started it dummy

: I just told the story the way it went

: Lasagna

: What?!

: Look, since you seem to be forgettin', I’mma tell you how it started from the

beginning

: Whatever

Cruisin' down the ave with my homeboy Tak

Sippin' on a tall can, layin' low from the cops

The greatest man alive is cold rollin' my G

Down Reseda like a G when I saw this fresh fly freak

Hold up, I can’t go out like a bitch

Ayo, I had to conjure up a cool way to spit

They call me Ryu

The overlord of pimps

So put away the sidekick bitch, hop in the backseat

My confidence

Came through in the clutch

She started to blush

And right then I knew I could fuck

Called the next morning and said, «What do it be?»

I’mma go and get drunk with Vin Skully and Cheap

She said, «Peace»

So I went and got the slimmy

And as soon as she walked in the door she ordered Henny

I was like, «Cool», I ain’t payin' so forget it

Better hope that the Scotland Yard accepts debit

But after a couple hours gettin' drunk with my friends

She did the dummy move

Started askin' for my dividends

Yo

Come around the corner lookin' funky fresh

This dude Jack Daniels got my mind in a mess

Straight trippin'

Cause I don’t like Miller Lite

I kindly threw it to the side and said, «Yo, take a hike.»

Cause I don’t need to hurl

Too many problems when you hurl

I boo boo on your head with your jheri curl

They gave me Heineken and Michelob, I said «No way

Yo son, what do you think this is Sober Man’s Day?»

People start buggin' off the beer on tap dummy

You know the time, so don’t get funny with my money

I refuse to abuse my cravings and loans

So I hit up my friends, snatch my roller blades and I’m gone

Now I said it once before and I’mma say it again

Best believe I won’t be spendin' no dividends

: Lasagna.

Um, don’t you think it’s about time you go get me some money?

: What?!

When I was with Apathy I had it all.

Mood rings, squirrel furs,

Lane Bryant… milk.

I thought the Demigodz were different.

You ain’t givin' me

nothin'!

It’s a shame now a days you got to stay paid

It ain’t like back in the day when you could get laid

Just chillin' with a bitch even when her mom’s home

In the bedroom, secretly gettin' some dome

But this MySpace generation, got 'em all confident

Instead of one, they gettin' 10,000 compliments

It’s bound to kill you when you read what they write

Got 'em thinkin' that they’re models on this fuckin' website

Every trendy new style, she always gotta rock it

Like a pimp, even extract the lint from your pocket

And when you try to fuck all her friends cock block it

You really want to pop it but her girlfriends spot it

Material hoes, parents probably bought her a Benz

Never driven, given a million dividends

: Why you lookin' at me like that?

: How you know I’m lookin' at you unless you lookin' at me?

Fix your face bitch

: Ughh!

: Ughh is right.

Whoever smelt it dealt it

: Fuck you

: You better light a vanilla candle.

You no drink buyin', .39 cent taco eatin',

200 pound strip aerobic teachin', XXL rasta Bart Simpson shirt rockin',

no cat box cleanin' skeezer

: Oh no you didn’t you House Of Pain impersonatin', cubic zirconian,

Machine Shop wearin', Pabst Blue Ribbon drinkin', can’t hold a job cause you

smoke to much cigarettes, deadbeat motherfucker

: Yeah, aiight

: Oh yeah and your momma got two wings on her left nipple

: So… is cake on the Atkins Diet?

I didn’t think so.

I’m out