Matthew McConaughey - STUMPS

I’m back here yet again

A bowl of Froot Loops slowly turning soft

With a daytime movie that Nan recommends

These Ugg boots have turned rank

With all the foot sweat of not-doing-much

And Mum’s walking through the door

«I'm glad you’re up this early»

She says ironically

I guess I’m just a fuckwit today

Someday, maybe I’ll be someone

Yeah, I admit it

It’s been four jobs in as many months

I barely got you that $ 4 chardonnay

Oh so you wanted a cocktail honey?

She says «You can fuck right off»

I guess I’m still a fuckwit today

Someday, maybe I’ll be like Matthew McConaughey-hey

Like Matthew McConaughey-hey

Like Matthew McConaughey-hey

Like Matthew McConaughey-hey

Like Matthew

I drive it cos I like it

(Alright, alright)

I drive it cos I like it

(Alright, alright)

I drive it cos I like it

(Alright, alright)

I’m a fuckwit and I like it

Someday, maybe I’ll be

Yeah, someday, maybe I’ll be

Someday, maybe I’ll be

Like Matthew McConaughey-hey

Like Matthew McConaughey-hey

Like Matthew McConaughey-hey

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