Formidable - Stromae

Formidable, formidable

Tu étais formidable, j'étais fort minable,

Nous étions formidables,

Formidable,

Tu étais formidable,

J'étais fort minable,

Nous étions formidables.

Eh, l'bébé, oups : mademoiselle,

Je vais pas vous draguer, promis, juré,

J'suis célibataire et depuis hier putain,

J'peux pas faire d'enfants, mais bon, c'est pas... eh, reviens !

5 minutes quoi, j't'ai pas insulté, j'suis poli, courtois,

Et un peu fort bourré et pour les mecs comme moi

Vous avez autre chose à faire, vous m'pourriez vu hier

Où j'étais

Formidable, formidable

Tu étais formidable, j'étais fort minable,

Nous étions formidables,

Formidable,

Tu étais formidable, j'étais fort minable,

Nous étions formidables.

Eh tu t'es regardé, tu t'crois beau

Parce que tu t'es marié ?!

Mais c'est qu'un anneau, mec, t'emballes pas,

Elle va t'larguer comme elles font chaque fois,

Et puis l'autre fille, tu lui en a parlé ?

Si tu veux je lui dis, comme ça c'est réglé,

Et au p'tit aussi, enfin si vous en avez,

Attends 3 ans, 7 ans et là vous verrez

Si c'est

Formidable, formidable,

Tu étais formidable, j'étais fort minable,

Nous étions formidables,

Formidable,

Tu étais formidable, et j'étais fort minable,

Nous étions formidables.

Et, petite, oh, pardon : petit,

Tu sais dans la vie y'a ni méchant ni gentil,

Si maman est chiante, c'est qu'elle a peur d'être mamie,

Si papa trompe maman, c'est parce que maman vieillit, tiens !

Pourquoi t'es tout rouge? Beh, reviens, gamin,

Et qu'est-ce que vous avez tous

A me regarder comme un singe, vous ?

Ah, oui, vous êtes saints, vous,

Bande de macaques !

Donnez moi un bébé singe, il sera

Formidable, formidable

Tu étais formidable, j'étais fort minable,

Nous étions formidables,

Formidable,

Tu étais formidable, j'étais fort minable,

Nous étions formidables

Formidable, formidable

You were amazing, I was pretty pathetic,

We were amazing,

Formidable,

You were amazing,

I was pretty pathetic,

We were amazing.

Hey, baby— oops, sorry, miss,

I'm not gonna hit on you, I swear, I promise,

I'm single, and as of yesterday, damn it,

I can't have kids, but hey, that's not... hey, come back!

Just five minutes, I didn't insult you, I'm polite, courteous,

And a little too drunk, and for guys like me

You've got better things to do, you might've seen me yesterday

Where I was

Formidable, formidable

You were amazing, I was pretty pathetic,

We were amazing,

Formidable,

You were amazing, I was pretty pathetic,

We were amazing.

Hey, take a look at yourself, you think you're handsome

Just because you got married?!

But it's only a ring, man, don't get ahead of yourself,

She's gonna dump you like they always do,

And that other girl, did you tell her about it?

If you want I'll tell her, that way it's settled,

And the kid too, well, if you've got one,

Wait three years, seven years, and then you'll see

If it's

Formidable, formidable,

You were amazing, I was pretty pathetic,

We were amazing,

Formidable,

You were amazing, and I was pretty pathetic,

We were amazing.

And, little girl— oh, sorry, little boy,

You know in life there's no bad guy or good guy,

If mom's a pain, it's 'cause she's scared of becoming a grandma,

If dad cheats on mom, it's because mom's getting older, there!

Why are you all red? Come on, come back, kid,

And what's wrong with all of you,

Looking at me like I'm some kind of monkey?

Oh, right, you're all saints, you,

Bunch of baboons!

Give me a baby monkey, and he'll be

Formidable, formidable

You were amazing, I was pretty pathetic,

We were amazing,

Formidable,

You were amazing, I was pretty pathetic,

We were amazing

Formidable, formidable

Tu étais formidable, j'étais fort minable,

Nous étions formidables,

Formidable,

Tu étais formidable,

J'étais fort minable,

Nous étions formidables.

Eh, l'bébé, oups : mademoiselle,

Je vais pas vous draguer, promis, juré,

J'suis célibataire et depuis hier putain,

J'peux pas faire d'enfants, mais bon, c'est pas... eh, reviens !

5 minutes quoi, j't'ai pas insulté, j'suis poli, courtois,

Et un peu fort bourré et pour les mecs comme moi

Vous avez autre chose à faire, vous m'pourriez vu hier

Où j'étais

Formidable, formidable

Tu étais formidable, j'étais fort minable,

Nous étions formidables,

Formidable,

Tu étais formidable, j'étais fort minable,

Nous étions formidables.

Eh tu t'es regardé, tu t'crois beau

Parce que tu t'es marié ?!

Mais c'est qu'un anneau, mec, t'emballes pas,

Elle va t'larguer comme elles font chaque fois,

Et puis l'autre fille, tu lui en a parlé ?

Si tu veux je lui dis, comme ça c'est réglé,

Et au p'tit aussi, enfin si vous en avez,

Attends 3 ans, 7 ans et là vous verrez

Si c'est

Formidable, formidable,

Tu étais formidable, j'étais fort minable,

Nous étions formidables,

Formidable,

Tu étais formidable, et j'étais fort minable,

Nous étions formidables.

Et, petite, oh, pardon : petit,

Tu sais dans la vie y'a ni méchant ni gentil,

Si maman est chiante, c'est qu'elle a peur d'être mamie,

Si papa trompe maman, c'est parce que maman vieillit, tiens !

Pourquoi t'es tout rouge?

Beh, reviens, gamin,

Et qu'est-ce que vous avez tous

A me regarder comme un singe, vous ?

Ah, oui, vous êtes saints, vous,

Bande de macaques !

Donnez moi un bébé singe, il sera

Formidable, formidable

Tu étais formidable, j'étais fort minable,

Nous étions formidables,

Formidable,

Tu étais formidable, j'étais fort minable,

Nous étions formidables

Wonderful wonderful

You were great, I was very shabby,

We were great,

Tremendous,

You were great,

I was very shabby,

We were great.

Eh, the baby, oops: miss,

I won't flirt with you, promise, swear,

I'm single and since fucking yesterday,

I can't have children, but hey, it's not... eh, come back!

5 minutes what, I didn't insult you, I'm polite, courteous,

And a little drunk and for guys like me

You have something else to do, you could see me yesterday

Where I was

Wonderful wonderful

You were great, I was very shabby,

We were great,

Tremendous,

You were great, I was very shabby,

We were great.

Hey you looked at yourself, you think you're beautiful

Because you got married?!

But it's just a ring, man, don't get carried away

She's going to dump you like they always do

And then the other girl, did you talk to her about it?

If you want I tell him, so it's settled,

And to the little one too, finally if you have any,

Wait 3 years, 7 years and there you will see

If it's

Wonderful wonderful,

You were great, I was very shabby,

We were great,

Tremendous,

You were wonderful, and I was very pathetic,

We were great.

And, little, oh, sorry: little,

You know in life there's neither naughty nor nice,

If mom is boring, it's because she's afraid of being a granny,

If dad is cheating on mum, it's because mum is getting old!

Why are you all red?

Well, come back, kid,

And what do you all have

Looking at me like a monkey, you?

Ah, yes, you are holy, you,

Bunch of monkeys !

Give me a baby monkey, he'll be

Wonderful wonderful

You were great, I was very shabby,

We were great,

Tremendous,

You were great, I was very shabby,

we were great