Seven Ways -

Whiskey in the morning

Scotch the night before

My back is full of carpet burns

From snow angels on the floor

A woman called me charming

When I said I didn’t bite

Then she winked at me, and with a grin

She told me she just might

Pride, envy

Gluttony

I’m begging on my soul and I’m bending on my knee

Lust and rage

Sloth and greed

The Seven Deadly Sins are the only ones I need

O, save my soul

A vain old scarecrow all day long

Always needing more

Always searching for Easy Street

Because work it such a chore

Oh, I met a man in Arkansas

He lived the royal life

So I robbed him of his fortune

And I stole his lovely wife

Pride, envy

Gluttony

I’m begging on my soul and I’m bending on my knee

Lust and rage

Sloth and greed

The Seven Deadly Sins are the only ones I need

O, save my soul

Seven ways in seven days

An awful mess I’m in

A checklist straight to Hell

And I’d do it all again

Oh, seven ways to disobey

My soul has done worn thin

Heaven knows I’m chasing those

Seven Deadly Sins

Pride, envy

Gluttony

I’m begging on my soul and I’m bending on my knee

Lust and rage

Sloth and greed

The Seven Deadly Sins are the only ones I need

Oh!