Independence Day -

Wake up, girl, this is your Founding Father

Listen closely what I have to say

I’ll have some and raise a glass to your daddy

Celebrate your Independence Day

Used to keep me keep so clean and pious

But your clean heart makes such a filthy mess

Staked a claim, I gave us a name and purpose

Run off and pursue your happiness

No, you can’t be your father

Oh, you’ll bitch and you’ll cry

Girl, don’t disown your father

On the Fourth of July

No, you can’t be your father

Oh, you’ll bitch and you’ll cry

Girl, don’t disown your father

On the Fourth of July

Quit playing, you best be careful

For the crooked get mistaken for the crook

It’s all the same, we’re all ashamed of our children

Who can’t read between the lies of this hick’s book

This world, it must bear witness to

Revolution every now and then

Plastic wheels describe the feels of this great nation

Show me you can hold a fuckin' Ben

Oh, how we prospered

Oh, in the Earths they tired

Oh, it’s not fair nor proper

And oh, how we tried