The Cake is a Lie - Strange U

It’s all fake when the truth is revealed

I’m a superhuman freak, a metagene carrier

Breaking the speed barrier, chasing the adversary

I’m a criminal, infamous gold herder

With a tech-9, an uzi and infinite gold burgers

Never tell a lie when I rap

Why only yesterday I was caught in a Venus flytrap

Escaped with the help of an amphibian half-shark

To the Caribbean for some R&R

The truth, coming directly from the mouthpiece

Boarded the private Albatross jet back to the South East

Climbed a giant beanstalk to the Land of the Giants

Fee fi fo fum, I had my hand on the iron

One false move, I’m letting off shots

Now slowly, hand over the jelly babies

The cake is a lie

If it’s all fake, so am I

The music is real

But the cake is a lie

Pet tyrannosaurus in the garden on the low

But I bet the man who saw us is a gorgon — don

Cause we’re rocking the stealth tech

And medical holograms to administer health checks (Yes!)

My exoskeleton’s very enamorous

A certified secret agent like Perry the Platypus

Undeniably the greatest sportsman

Scored a hole in one first game of golf, it was awesome!

I was born under a double rainbow, with troubled angels

Rocking blood coloured halos, graceful

The one who put the sun in the sky

The blundering guy got everybody wondering why

He never won a Noble Peace for his heroic efforts in robos ethics

UFO scientists are so relentess (Oh there’s one over there!)

Somebody give this guy a medal

This guy’s on a higher level!

The cake is a lie

If it’s all fake, so am I

The music is real

But the cake is a lie

I said it in a rap so it must be true stupid

If I told you eat shit, would you do it?

Took an arrow to the knee, I didn’t know anything

Until I realized Guile’s theme goes with everything

By the way, I was born off a dragon egg

And get mad respect performing the clarinet

Since everybody’s telling the truth

Your boy’s famous in Japan for beheading the Grudge

Anti-gravity pack

My Vans never touch the ground where the batteries at

Reality’s wack, I’m trying to escape

Fuck the truth, man, I’m trying to be fake