Shark Sandwich - Steve Taylor

Turn the radio on

To a southern drawl

Hear the Prophet Jimmy

With a message for y’all

«Well I have found a new utensil

In the devil’s toolbox

And the heads are gonna roll

If Jesus rocks»

«It's of a worldly design

God’s music should be divine

Try buying records like mine

Avoid temptation»

Guilty by association

She’s got her ear to the phone

And her toe in a Seventeen mag

She’s got her nails on hold

And her nylons in a cellophane Glad bag

Her parents look the other way

She doesn’t hear a word they say

She’s stepping out, she’s almost there

I think she’s running out of air

Be a good girl

Why be a good girl?

Be a good girl

Why be a good girl?

She is a see-saw seeing if it matters

She is a game of Chutes and Ladders

Be a good girl

Don’t be a good girl

Be a good girl

Why be a good girl?

She’s on the outside begging for admission

She needs a love without condition

A politician next door

Swore he’d set the Washington arena on fire

Thinks he’ll gladiate them

But they’re gonna make him a liar

Well he’s a good ol' boy

Who was born and raised

In the buckle of the Bible Belt

But remember when you step

Into your voting booth

He’ll never lie

He’ll just embellish the truth

Promises were made to be broken, right?

You’ve gotta play the game to win

When you need supporting

Tell them that you’re born again

Whatever happened to sin?