Caroline - Steve Martin, Steep Canyon Rangers

Can you tell me why you left me

Standing in the parking structure

Caroline, I was the almost

Perfect boyfriend ever for you

And you even said that to me

One time at the Olive Garden

Please return my car

And leave the keys inside the glove compartment

Caroline

Caroline

Oh Caroline

Oh Caroline

Oh Caroline

Oh Caroline

Oh Caroline

Caroline you are the hardest

Thing I’ll ever put behind me

Never thought you’d leave me stranded

Not a glance into the rear view

I’ll be looking for someone

Who wears their hair exactly like you

And who swears a blue streak

When the Tar Heals loose the quarter finals

Caroline

Caroline

Oh Caroline

Oh Caroline

Oh Caroline

Oh Caroline

Oh Caroline

If you ever find another

Please don’t post photos on Facebook

I would rather think I was

A deep regret you can’t resolve

If I have a drink with someone

I will tell her all about you

That will be the big mistake

That I will make on my first date

Caroline

Caroline

Oh Caroline

Oh Caroline

Oh Caroline

Oh Caroline

Oh Caroline

Yes I know that

We could not have lasted

Daily life can not be that intense

I’ll phone my friends

And try to explain

Why this last year

I have acted so insane

Caroline

Caroline

Oh Caroline

Oh Caroline

Oh Caroline

Oh Caroline

Oh Caroline

Caroline

Caroline

Oh Caroline

Oh Caroline

Oh Caroline

Oh Caroline

Oh Caroline