The Greatest Own In Legal History - Stephen Malkmus

I would like to represent you

Be a verbal musician

Be the one who defends you when the odds are stacked up high like rotten

dominoes

I’ll be there to vet the jury

Make sure there’s a couple of softies on our side

They’ll see their own kids in you

Their empathy will go a thousand miles wide

Your motive it’s unclear

The witness is a nearsighted engineer

It’s the greatest own in legal history

Our jailhouse discussions will be fraught with innuendo, mutual respect

Pretty soon you will be gushing to the other boys behind the bars of my affect

Let me take the lead

There’s nothing that you’ll need, you’ll see

It’s the greatest own in legal history

Cases many haunting me when I try to sleep and I can tell you I don’t sleep

that much

Faces of hegemony, if you really want to bum out I got spreadsheets on that

stuff

Juvie it is jammed

There’s someone here who gives a damn, it’s me

The greatest own in legal history