You'll Do - Stephen Lynch

I’ve been drinking here since 5, it’s 2AM and everybody’s gone

The bar man’s cleaning up, the jukebox off and all the lights are on

(I look up from my PBR, and see your desperate stare)

(Well, you’re a drunk and I’ve got low esteem, we make a perfect pair)

There’s no one left but you —

(You're not the kind of guy I would ever tell me friends about)

I smell like Taco Bell, you’ll probably get sick when we make out

(And I bet you’ve never been with someone quite my size)

Yeah, but your face not so bad, if I kinda squint my eyes

that I’m inside of you

walking into this motel

along with your cheap perfume

(…And Taco Bell)

an STD or two

I guess you’ll do