My Old Heart - Stephen Lynch

When I’m dead and gone

Before I’m buried, promise me

Give my eyes to science

That a blind man, he might see

Pump my blood through new veins

May it answer someone’s prayers

Anyone not breathing, let these lungs give him air

But leave me my old heart

It’s useless don’t they know

You broke it long ago

Fuck it, grab a kidney

Give some bald kid my hair

Couples not conceiving

Throw my sweet jizz all up in there

Transplant my backfat

Sell my gold teeth to get rich

Pull out my large intestines

Make a jump rope out of that bitch

Oh, just leave me my old heart

Cause it’s dead anyway

Since you fucked my cousin Ray-Ray

Donate all my fingers

Except for this one

This one’s yours

My kneecaps might come in handy

When Ray-Ray's got you on all fours

Oh just leave me my old heart

I need it one the day

The day I fuck Ray-Ray's bae named AJ