Denzel - Stephen Lynch

Some folks live a single life, so lonely

Thank god I’ve got you and you’ve got me

But if we had a pass for one night only

Who’d be on your list?

Who’d be on your list, I’ll give you 3

I’ll take Rob Lowe, DiCaprio, and Denzel

I’ll take Anne Hathaway, woah and Beyonce, and Denzel

Why are you looking at me funny?

You don’t think Ann Hathaway (What the fuck)

I’m man enough to say Denzel is a honey

And also I’m sorry but I don’t subscribe

To the hetero-normative idea

That human sexual expression

Is binary and one is either

Gay or straight but rather that

One’s orientation is more fluid

And most people identify

Between the two extremes on a continuum

So if I saw Denzel at like

An airport and he winked at me

And walked into a bathroom stall

We both know I would follow him inside

Anyway, Jon Snow, and Barack O., and Denzel

Give me some Rachel Dratch, and Cumberbatch, and Denzel

And Denzel

And Denzel

And Denzel

And Denzel

And Denzel

And Christian Bale (And Denzel)

And Chuck Lidell (And Denzel)

Barbara Mandrell (And Denzel)

Denzel (Oh Denzel, oh)

Denzel (Oh Denzel, oh)

Denzel, Denzel and Lin-Manuel

Denzel, Denzel and Geri Haliwell

Denzel

Love you Big D

You’re the one for me

Denzel, Denzel, Denzel

And motherfuckin' Steve Carrell

Dave Chapelle, Richard Hell

And Kenan and also Kel