Dead Sexy - Stephen Lynch

Hey Cleopatra

Girl I’m looking at ya

I like your sweet Egyptian style

Forget old Caesar

I’m a proven Pharaoh pleaser

I’ll make you flow like the Nile

I know you’re not alive

But baby that talk is jive

You’re still dead sexy

Hey Jackie O

Girl you’re good to go

Take of that peacoat and that pillbox lid

I’m no Onassis but I’m smooth like sweet molasses

I’ll rock your world more than Lee Harvey did

Mama I know you’re gone

But I wanna wanna get it on

You’re still dead sexy

Hey Lady Di

My oh my oh my

That sexy British accent makes me purr

Yeah I’m no royal

But I can still make your blood boil

I’ll drive you crazier than that French chauffeur

I know you’re underground

But your highness let’s get down

You’re still dead sexy

Hey Marie Curie

Baby what’s your hurry

Big science brain got me under your thumb

Something about ya, I really wanna in-and-out ya

I’ll make you glow like plutonium

I wish you didn’t pass

Cause I’d experiment on that ass