Detective Detective - Static-P

Woke up can’t see

Hands: cuffed.

Tied feet

I don’t know how I got here

Uh!

The ground was shaking like the string on a bass!

Smell perfume, cigars

And wines.

(Run!)

From the sounds in the room

One could tell there were two

Watching me as I pretended to sleep

And when that thing took off

I just let my body roll

To the doors of that limousine!

Oh!

I am Detective Detective

Deducing devious deeds

Don’t dare you dabble in darkness

Or I’ll devise your defeat

If you run and hide I will fine you

I am deep in your mind

You haven’t figured it out;

I’m predicting your moves!

Just when you think you’ve one-upped me

I am two steps in front

See this is my special move:

I put myself in your shoe

(Detective Detective, do tell us how you solved the crime

Did you deceive them deducing darkness in disguise?)

(Hold up!)

Back track.

I made my escape

But with that bag on my head

I never saw a face

So I removed the bag

Untied my legs

Realized I was still inside their base

I saw the limo

Comin' back!

I kept cool and decided to stay and chat

«Gentlemen, please, there's no need to attack

Quite simply, I was startled.

I will go where you ask

Keep covered, your faces, I have no reason to see

I only ask we treat each other politely.»

If you run and hide I will fine you

I am deep in your mind

You haven’t figured it out;

I’m predicting your moves!

Just when you think you’ve one-upped me

I am two steps in front

See this is my special move:

I put myself in your shoe

I am Detective Detective

I’m on the case!

Master of human interactions

A friendly face!

(Hmhmahahahaha. Yeah~

Detective Detective, do tell us how you solved the crime

Did you deceive them deducing darkness in disguse?

I dare say, Detective

It seems as though you’re reading minds

Can you read them?

Eh-What?)

I continue:

The two men in suits were sittin' lookin' pretty tough

With their hands on their sides

Like they’re about to pull their guns

Think I know where they came from

Judging by their demeanor

Think I know where we’re going

From the fact that I’m not dead, yet!

Dropped off

Two blocks from my house

A block from the bank

Where something strange was going down

Just as expected

It was the scene of a crime

It’s been over an hour

Since the cops had arrived

I asked around

The only evidence:

One rock thrown through the window and a hair clip

One pointed out that on his way in

He saw my limo

Yes, that was my limo

Pushed up my glasses and gave a little smirk

When people speak I listen to the thoughts behind their words

«In a short while-«, I said to them out loud

«There will be another robbery, to which more officers are bound.»

(*Ksh* There’s been another break-in. Kerwits-Bank on Main.)

Don’t worry, though, it’s just a ploy

Their alibi, you’d say

One culprit is among us

The rest: at that bank

And inside one of your cop cars, here

You’ll find the money’s safe

If you run and hide I will fine you

I am deep in your mind

You haven’t figured it out;

I’m predicting your moves!

Just when you think you’ve one-upped me

I am two steps in front

See this is my special move:

I put myself in your shoe

(Oooooo~)

Run and hide I will fine you

I am deep in your mind

You haven’t figured it out;

I’m predicting your moves!

(Moooves~)

Just when you think you’ve one-upped me

I am two steps in front.

(Oh-o-ou-uh-ah-OW!)

See this is my special move:

I put myself in your shoe (Yeah~)

I am Detective Detective

I’m on the case!

Master of human interactions

A friendly face!

Detective Detective:

Out