Ride Like the Wind -

Oh my God this is something

Hold on everybody

Here we go

Not quite yet

Put this in

This with Robin Thicke

Any minute now

Alright

Here we go

Take it away

It is the night

My body’s weak

I’m on the run, no time to sleep

I’ve got to ride, ride like the wind

To be free again

And I’ve got such a long way to go

To make it to the border of Mexico

So I ride… like the wind

Ride like the wind

I was born the son of a lawless man

Always spoke my mind with a gun in my hand

Lived nine lives

Gunned down ten

Gonna ride like the wind

And I’ve got such a long way to go

To make it to the border of Mexico

So I ride… like the wind

Ride like the wind

Gonna ride like the wind

Accused and tried and told to hang

I was nowhere in sight when the church bells rang

Never was the kind to do as I was told

Gonna ride like the wind before I get old

It is the night

My body’s weak

I’m on the run, no time to sleep

I’ve got to ride, ride like the wind

To be free again

And I’ve got such a long way to go

To make it to the border of Mexico

So I ride… ride like the wind

Ride like the wind

Gonna ride like the wind

that’s right folks

When Ron Burgundy rides, he rides like the wind

Not like a Subaru or a golf cart

Like the god darn wind

Powerful and slick and invisible

Feel that draft up yo skirt ladies?

That’s me

Okay that was creepy, I’m sorry

I smoked a funny cigarette with this Robin Thicke guy and let’s just say the

filter is off

I feel like I’ve gone on too long

Let me hit you with this

Flee the palace nigga

Bowes of my sweet breath

Ride like the wind

That was a blast, Robin

Wanna get a drink?

Where’d he go?

Oh he just left?

Well it’s fine, I have plenty to do

Plenty!

I don’t need to hang out with Robin Thicke

Hey yo, sound engineer, do you wanna get a beer?

No?

you’re good?

Oh okay

Good because I don’t want one either

Alright

But I do need a ride home

It’s alright, I’ll take that stranger

Okay…

Who turned the lights off?

Let me get out of the recording booth at least

I’m locked in here

Excuse me, I’m locked in here

Why is the song still going?

I’m locked in the booth

Oh my gosh, I can’t breathe anymore

There’s a lack of oxygen here

I don’t wanna die like this

No, I’ve too much to live for

I don’t wanna die like this

Never mind, the door was stuck

I’m good

Alright, bye bye

Heh, I’m saying goodbye to no one

Bye