Revue - Squeeze

You make-believe celebrities

Taking bows in front of me

In your dickey-bow ties

In your dickey-bow ties

Pick your nose beside the stage

Jesus Christ has come of age

So you’ve had a good cry

So you’ve had a good cry

Reach out there’s people in the stalls

A Blackpool season isn’t very small

Reading commercials on TV

Is just as good as a bad Page 3 review

We all know it’s so hard for you

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We all know it’s so hard for you

In the dressing room you find

Telegrams with good luck lines

So nice to be known

So nice to be known

The curtain falls so that’s the end

You hit the bottle once again

So you’ve had a good crowd

So you’re one of the crowd

We all know it’s so hard for you

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We all know it’s so hard for you

Revue

We all know it’s so hard for you

Revue

We all know it’s so hard for you