Dumbest Joke - Spouse

Won’t you light me up in smoke

Or maybe tell a different joke?

'Cause you keep on hearing the same old stupid joke

I’m not laughing now

Hope you’re not laughing now

'Cause I’m not laughing

Won’t you slam that bottle down

Or maybe smash it upon your crown?

You’ll still be queen, with moves like yours… you're just so mean sometimes

You can’t carry on like you carried on last night

'Cause you had me running out of my mind in all the plight

And you don’t know what I had to do just to avoid a fight

You can’t carry on like you carried on last night

I’m not laughing now

Hope you’re not laughing now

'Cause I’m not laughing now

I’m not laughing now