Dropped Dishes - Spoons

If you break a plate or a cup or any dish

You¹ll get two bumps on your head from the cook

And he will call the boss

And then you¹ll be sorry you ever got this job

Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh

He sees her

Dropped dishes

The menu looks

Delicious

It will all be a very nice time for one of you two

There¹ll be lots of dinners and dancing and fun

Behind his lady¹s back

And then a few months from now the telephone will ring

Ring Ring

Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh

It¹s the missus

He sees her

Dropped dishes

The menu looks

Delicious

The waitresses are

Suspicious

They¹ve all been

Dropped Dishes